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😄 A Tee That Says Exactly What Retirement Really Feels Like
Celebrate the joy, freedom, and well-earned attitude of retirement with this hilarious “Retired – Forward All Complaints to the Clubhouse” T-shirt. Bold, clever, and instantly relatable, this design captures the spirit of someone who has traded stress for serenity and endless responsibilities for well-deserved relaxation. If you're searching for thoughtful, funny, and memorable golf gifts, this tee delivers personality and humor in every stitch. Whether purchased for yourself or someone special, this shirt is guaranteed to bring smiles and spark conversation.
👕 Effortless Comfort Meets Everyday Durability
Made from an ultra-soft cotton/poly blend, this tee feels incredible from the moment it's worn. Lightweight and breathable, it keeps you comfortable all day long. The material is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistent fit that stays true even after repeated washing. The retro-style sign graphic with warm vintage tones adds a bold visual impact that stands out without being overwhelming.
😎 A Flattering Unisex Fit for Everyone
Designed to look great on both Men and Lady Golfers, this classic unisex cut offers a relaxed, confident silhouette suitable for every body type. With sizes ranging from XS to 5XL, there’s a perfect fit for everyone. Our easy-to-follow size guide makes finding your ideal size simple and stress-free. This tee also makes one of the most enjoyable golf gifts for retirees who appreciate humor with a touch of personality.
Product Features
- Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend for everyday wear
- Lightweight and breathable
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
- Flattering unisex design for both Men and Lady Golfers
- Sizing: XS to 5XL
- Easy to care for, hard to ignore, this is your next go-to tee
- Use our easy-to-follow size guide to find the perfect fit
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
🧼 Low Maintenance, High Impact
This tee is as practical as it is funny. Easy to care for and built for everyday wear, it holds its softness and structure wash after wash. The bold print stays crisp and vibrant, ensuring the design remains eye-catching each time it’s worn.
🚚 FREE Shipping Across the Mainland USA
Enjoy free shipping throughout the mainland U.S.! 🇺🇸 Your shirt is printed on-demand, ensuring exceptional quality and crisp detailing. Due to high demand, please allow 2–4 weeks for delivery.
